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Hello! Glennda from the past wrote this before she left for a couple of weeks in Europe, because Glennda from the present is currently seeing how many different ways there are to eat feta cheese. (The answer has surprised and delighted me/her, FYI.)

Anyway, I wanted to have a chat with y’all today about your clients and the elusive fixer upper. Now, the good Lord knows I love me a grandma house, which is not to be confused with a fixer upper. (Even though when you look at that old carpeting and those cabinets, it sure feels like one.) While my experience is that lately everybody wants the shiny penny, there’s always going to be a few who want to renovate for their grid and have no true idea what they’re getting into. So this post is for how we work with them!

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How to Handle the “We Want a Fixer Upper” Client

Let's talk shop for a minute, agents, because I promise you, HGTV and Pinterest have wrecked our clients' brains on this topic. Without a system for handling the "we want a fixer-upper" conversation, I promise y’all are setting yourself up for wasted showings, a frustrated buyer, and a deal that absolutely implodes in inspection.

Here's what happens almost every single time a buyer tells me they want a project house. I nod, take a breath, give them by brightest smile… and then I take them to see actual fixer-uppers. Want to guess what happens? Within about ninety seconds, they’ve broken into a cold sweat and they're looking at me like I've lost my mind! "Oh no, Glennda! We don't want to do all that. We meant paint and flooring. Maybe light fixtures. We don't want to touch kitchens or bathrooms."

Newsflash: that's not a fixer-upper. That's a cosmetic upgrade. It’s like if you think your eyes look tired and you’re debating Botox versus an upper bleph. One is a couple of quick sticks with a tiny needle, while the other is having your eyelids sliced open and the skin under your brow bone removed. Whether it’s a true fixer upper or plastic surgery, both entail major recovery time and expense. And almost none of our clients understand the distinction until they're standing in the middle of one of these houses.

The way I see it, it’s our job to get that distinction clear before we ever get in the car.

Ask the Real Question First: What's Their Condition Tolerance?

This is the question I lead with, every single time, before I show a single project house: what is your condition tolerance? Do they want to roll a suitcase in, brush their teeth, and order furniture and a couple of rolls of peel and stick wallpaper off Wayfair the next day? Or are they genuinely willing to live with exposed subfloor for six months while contractors are in and out so often that they have to make a larger pot of coffee every morning?

Get this answer up front. This will save you hours of showings on houses that were never a fit, and it will save your buyer from falling in love with a Pinterest fantasy that has nothing to do with what they actually told you they'd tolerate.

Teach your buyers this distinction, because I promise they will not know it on their own. Every fixer upper they’ve ever seen goes from start to finish in an hour, minus commercial breaks. The true fixer-upper needs kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrical, roof, HVAC; it’s the infrastructure, not the finishes that need to be addressed.

If a house has been sitting vacant, or it's a foreclosure, we have to flag that as a bigger risk than most buyers realize, and we’ve got to explain why. If a previous owner didn't have the money to make their mortgage payment, they sure as hell didn’t have the money to service the HVAC. When the gutter came loose, it stayed loose. Nobody was calling a plumber for routine maintenance because their hourly rate is that of a decent attorney. Coach your buyers that a foreclosure isn't automatically a deal so much as it is (often) a house that's been neglected in ways you can't see on a walkthrough.

Arm Yourself With Real Numbers Before You Show the House

This is where a lot of agents lose credibility with buyers. Some tend to wave their hands at "it needs some work" without being able to back it up. The best way you can serve your clients is to know your numbers. I promise your buyer's contractor cousin does not know as much as he thinks he does, and you need to be the calm, informed voice in the room.

Here's what I tell my clients, and this comes from real numbers from the rental property I recently bought and gave a cosmetic refresh Taking out one non-load-bearing wall and relocating an HVAC duct and some electrical ran me $9,000. One wall. No structural beam needed. Nine grand is one hell of a lot of feta.

And how about flooring? For roughly 1,187 square feet of LVP, I paid $8,000 in materials alone, plus another $8,000 for installation, so it was $16,000 just for new floors in a mid-sized house.

The paint on that same square footage was $10,000. In my case, the house had a smoking history, which made it take more than a simple paint job. We had to do multiple coats of odor-blocking primer first, because nicotine bleeds straight through regular paint.

Then there's what we couldn’t see until the walls were open on that refresh. Pulling cabinets out of the kitchen revealed an entire moldy back wall from a years-long leak. The demo, reframing, new flooring, new drywall in an 80-square-foot section alone, cost me another $2000. So set that expectation with buyers before they're under contract, not after the inspection report lands on their desk and they panic.

Also, everyone thinks they can do the demo themselves. If they’re so demo-curious, send them to a CrossFit gym and let them swing the sledgehammer at the big-ass tire a couple of times and clock when it stops being “fun.” To make it even more realistic, have their trainer dump a five-pound bag of dirty flour on them while they do it. (Do not even start me on what it’s like to tear out 30-year-old carpet yourself; you’ll have nightmares.)

Coach Them Toward "Grandma's House," Not the Foreclosure

Unless they truly have the tolerance for it, here's advice I give every buyer: back away from the foreclosure "deal" and move toward the dated-but-loved house instead. Grandma's house is usually a better bet than a bank-owned property, because Grandma had the money to keep the HVAC serviced and the roof maintained. She just didn't update the kitchen since 1987. Buying new countertops is the fun part; picking out a new roof is not. On my own project house, the HVAC was only four years old and a top-tier system. The water heater was less than a year old. That's the difference between dated and damaged. Dated, a buyer can fix with a budget and a timeline. Damaged is a money pit with no visible bottom, and that's the house that turns a happy client into an angry one three months after closing.

Run the Math with Them Before They Fall in Love

I recently walked a client through a gorgeous four-sided brick Tudor listed around $600,000 that genuinely needed everything. I told her straight up: it's going to cost $250,000 to fix this house properly. For $300,000 more than the purchase price, she could buy new construction instead. Full disclosure, the house was so charming that I even ran the investor math myself on that same house: buy at $400,000, put $200,000 in, sell around $850,000. And after commissions and taxes, the profit split barely justified the risk and the months of exposure. Do this math out loud with your clients. It's the fastest way to turn a Pinterest daydream into a grounded decision, and it builds enormous trust in you as their agent.

Out of my entire client base, I have maybe five people who genuinely have the risk tolerance and the stomach for a true renovation project. And even those five will only do it in specific areas. That's not a knock on the other 95% of my clients; it just means our job is to figure out, fast, which bucket someone actually falls into before we waste a single showing.

So, here's my challenge: the next time a buyer tells you they want a fixer-upper, don't just start pulling listings. Ask about their condition tolerance first. Walk them through real numbers. Steer them toward the dated house over the distressed one. That one conversation, had early and had honestly, is what separates the agents whose fixer-upper deals actually close from the ones who burn three months showing houses that were never going to work.

If all else fails, here’s a classic clip that’s a must-see for everyone who’s unsure of their condition tolerance.

Now if y’all don’t mind, I imagine I’m about to spend some quality time with a baklava and coffee strong enough to straighten my hair…

GLENNDA’S GURU

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Today’s Words of Wisdom

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That Magic Word

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